MTM Productions

Shazia Mirza

With Love From St. Tropez

Guildhall Theatre

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Fri 18 May 2018

Strictly 12+ only
Running Time: 1 hour 50 minutes - approximate, including any interval(s).

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About the event

Following her critically acclaimed 2016, 103 date sell-out international tour; ‘The Kardashians Made Me Do It' Shazia Mirza announces her brand new stand-up show for 2017.

‘After starving to death on a desert Island, I've changed my mind about a few things. I knew nothing about men before, I know an awful lot now.  Men versus women, survival, and is anyone really an atheist in the middle of a Tsunami? Oh, and the answers to everything are in The Periodic Table’.

‘A show about lies and truth- or is that the same thing? Nudity and The Periodic Table, these things hold the key to the future. How much do you wear? What do you look like, and will they let you in? Oh, and don't you dare wear more than dental floss on a French beach'.

Prices & Offers


Concessions: £12.75

Concessions are typically available to over 60s, under 16s, students, unemployed and disabled people. Click through to Buy Tickets for individual prices and availability. Please note that proof may be required on collection of tickets or on entry to the auditorium.


 "Mirza has stepped up a gear… the bravest thing you’ll see on a comedy stage this year... a remarkable finale

★★★★ Sunday Times

 Shazia Mirza is provoking laughter and large intakes of breath once again … brave and urgent ★★★★ The Telegraph

“As brave a piece of comedy as you’ll see” ★★★★ Mail on Sunday

"she's effective at getting under your skin... strikes a blow" ★★★★ METRO

"at this moment in time – post-Brexit, post-Nice, post-Orlando – it’s on point chilling and superb" ★★★★ THE SKINNY